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15 Jan 2009
Burris-ing.
12 Jan 2009
When Does The Party Stop?
07 Jan 2009
Facebook Etiquette and Friends I Hate Hate Hate.
06 Jan 2009
Does Anyone Have Any Employment Opportunities for Levi Johnston?
02 Jan 2009
In Appreciation of a Pain Self-Induced.
30 Dec 2008
A Vain Attempt at a Roeper-esque "Quick Hits" Style Hunk of Text.
29 Dec 2008
A Rare Rush Mention, on Music and Conspiracy Thinking.
24 Dec 2008
Another Addition To My Army of Internet Warriors.
23 Dec 2008
In Which My Childhood Heroes Call Me Names.
16 Dec 2008
Please Don’t Ruin Bacon.
12 Dec 2008
I Want Moneyyyyyyyyyyy. Whole Lotta Monaaaayyyy.
09 Dec 2008
Some Disconnected Blagojevich Blithering About Everything And Nothing.
04 Dec 2008
In Appreciation For Honesty In Lunacy.
28 Nov 2008
Selling Sculpture In a Sportcoat. She Sells Seashells.
24 Nov 2008
An Open Letter W. Axl Rose – and His Understudy.
20 Nov 2008
Here Comes Stupid Thanksgiving Stories.
19 Nov 2008
General Blithering about Newspapers.
18 Nov 2008
Sarah Palin, Top Chef and the Death of the Wink.
12 Nov 2008
Mr. Senator Obama-Elect: I Can Help With The Transition.
06 Nov 2008
My First Day as President-Elect.
05 Nov 2008
The Real Winner In This Election Is…
30 Oct 2008
In Which I Write A Speech For Mayor Daley.
29 Oct 2008
Drugs of Days Gone By.
28 Oct 2008
Cabs, Baby, Cabs. (Not Drill? No, Not Drill.)
Future Employment for Sarah Palin. (Updated!)
27 Oct 2008
More Plans for Eventual Alderman-ness.
20 Oct 2008
The Bill Ayers / Judge Smails Connection.
10 Oct 2008
In Which I Make "Religulous" Better. Sorry, Bill Maher.
07 Oct 2008
Top Halloween Costumes For This Year’s Discerning Slut…er, Girl
06 Oct 2008
On an Orgy of Chicago Sports – Busy Weekend Edition.
30 Sep 2008
Chicago Government: 1, Chicago Bar Owners: 0.
29 Sep 2008
The Married Guy’s Guide to Picking Up Girls: Ravinia.
22 Sep 2008
Where are the Tapes?
19 Sep 2008
Fight! Fight! Fight!
18 Sep 2008
On Rebuilding.
09 Sep 2008
A New Brand of Internet Terrorism.
08 Sep 2008
What I Learned From Brooke Hogan.
25 Aug 2008
Let’s Make the Olympics Better.
19 Aug 2008
A Dilemma of Gastronomy: When We Should Know Better.
18 Aug 2008
On Metal.
13 Aug 2008
A Daley, Lost in Translation
12 Aug 2008
Dear Chicago Food Media: Relax – It’s Just A Bourdain.
07 Aug 2008
State Senator Paris Hilton and the "My Friend Kevin" Energy Policy.
06 Aug 2008
Baseball, August, Tigers, Gone Wild.
31 Jul 2008
Pancakes, the Presidency, Painters, and Posin’.
29 Jul 2008
Live, Uptown, Live.
28 Jul 2008
It Is The Tale, Not the Bat Who’s In It.
17 Jul 2008
Date My Ex: The Real Reality Version!
15 Jul 2008
An Open Letter to Stupid People, Encountered Last Night.
14 Jul 2008
The Changing Bar Culture as Personal Scrapbook and Yardstick.
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