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	<title>Karl Klockars &#187; Culture</title>
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		<title>Postscript: An Open Letter To the Mad Men Staff.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/24/postscript-an-open-letter-to-the-mad-men-staff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Preface:  Yes, I am blithering a tremendous amount about Vegas.  Yes, I will stop soon.  I just need to get it out of my system and then we&#8217;ll be fine.  I&#8217;m detoxing in 3 new inches of Chicago snow and you will forgive me my mental vacations back to the desert, won&#8217;t you?  Thank you. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sin City:  The Methamphetamine of Capitalism</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/18/sin-city-the-meth-of-capitalism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the title implies some sort of graduate level thesis or in-depth study, 5 days of hazy observation of the Vegas landscape leaves me more than qualified to drop about a thousands words worth of science about capitalistic theory, gambling and sex, its effects on its surroundings and other things that sound terribly, terribly smart.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which We Discuss the Real Sin of Sin City.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we begin today, how about a round of applause to Las Vegas for ditching that whole &#8220;embracing the family-friendly approach to tourism&#8221; thing and just completely embracing the fact that we all just need a place to go cut loose and get a little naughty or crazy or debaucherous.  The world never needed another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Chicagoan&#8217;s Short Guide to Las Vegas.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/15/a-chicagoans-short-guide-to-las-vegas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/15/a-chicagoans-short-guide-to-las-vegas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 19:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may (but likely didn&#8217;t) notice the radio silence coming from Camp Moi over the past ten days or so.  This is because we were living the decadent life in beautiful Las Vegas, and I was terrified that if I tweeted anything about it we would be summarily robbed by social media burglars.  I&#8217;m sure [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Expand Upon Food Network Programming.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/21/in-which-i-expand-upon-food-network-programming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve officially set the DVR to record all the upcoming &#8220;Worst Cooks In America&#8221; shows from the Food Network, a channel I have mostly been ignoring for the past three years of my life.  This is a major step and I commend FN for finally coming up with a concept that doesn&#8217;t just rehash recipes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re (Effing) Old: Post-Debauchery Cleansing.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/18/youre-effing-old-post-debauchery-cleansing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/18/youre-effing-old-post-debauchery-cleansing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A decade ago, I was a wee lad just entering the age where you throw social gatherings in order to injest massive amounts of alcohol.  As one might expect of a group of very-early-20s gentlemen, we were not the most tidy individuals on the face of the planet. Put plainly, we were filthy.  We were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two TV Tastes That Compliment Each Other, and a Tale of Death.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/05/two-tv-tastes-that-compliment-each-other-and-a-tale-of-death/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/05/two-tv-tastes-that-compliment-each-other-and-a-tale-of-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was 20 years old when I watched an old man die in a fire. Right in the heart of downtown Naperville, Illinois, I stood on a street corner just a block from my house as flames licked out of windows, and a dozen fellow neighbors huddled around each other.  Firefighters were noticeably doing nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Newest Million Dollar Idea.  Anyone Wanna Help?</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/22/my-newest-million-dollar-idea-anyone-wanna-help/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/22/my-newest-million-dollar-idea-anyone-wanna-help/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1840</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear World: Considering the fact that about a half-dozen people all around the world will visit this site today, and maybe none will ever act on this proposal, I feel pretty safe about putting this out into the universe.  Consider it a reason to get cracking on it, maybe. So here&#8217;s the deal.  I&#8217;ve been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Ms. Ashley Dupre and Her New Job.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/14/on-ms-ashley-dupre-and-her-new-job/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/14/on-ms-ashley-dupre-and-her-new-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been writing for a long time now.  I might have mentioned this somewhere else, but when I was about 11 years old, I wrote my first book of short stories.  Okay, so they were all about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and none of them exactly had what we&#8217;ll call &#8220;accurate punctuation&#8221; or &#8220;coherent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Truth About Tiger:  He&#8217;s Kind Of a Dork.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/07/the-real-truth-about-tiger-hes-kind-of-a-dork/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/07/the-real-truth-about-tiger-hes-kind-of-a-dork/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we get cranking on my soon-to-be-famous Unifying Theory of Tiger Woods&#8217; Transgressions, we have to take it back to the day after Thanksgiving to get the proper context.  Some of you may be wondering to yourself, &#8220;With 2 wars, a still-dismal economy, and so many other unsolved problems in the world, why are we [...]]]></description>
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