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	<title>Karl Klockars &#187; Entertainment</title>
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		<title>Postscript: An Open Letter To the Mad Men Staff.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/24/postscript-an-open-letter-to-the-mad-men-staff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Preface:  Yes, I am blithering a tremendous amount about Vegas.  Yes, I will stop soon.  I just need to get it out of my system and then we&#8217;ll be fine.  I&#8217;m detoxing in 3 new inches of Chicago snow and you will forgive me my mental vacations back to the desert, won&#8217;t you?  Thank you. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sin City:  The Methamphetamine of Capitalism</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/18/sin-city-the-meth-of-capitalism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While the title implies some sort of graduate level thesis or in-depth study, 5 days of hazy observation of the Vegas landscape leaves me more than qualified to drop about a thousands words worth of science about capitalistic theory, gambling and sex, its effects on its surroundings and other things that sound terribly, terribly smart.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Chicagoan&#8217;s Short Guide to Las Vegas.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/15/a-chicagoans-short-guide-to-las-vegas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 19:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may (but likely didn&#8217;t) notice the radio silence coming from Camp Moi over the past ten days or so.  This is because we were living the decadent life in beautiful Las Vegas, and I was terrified that if I tweeted anything about it we would be summarily robbed by social media burglars.  I&#8217;m sure [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Expand Upon Food Network Programming.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/21/in-which-i-expand-upon-food-network-programming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve officially set the DVR to record all the upcoming &#8220;Worst Cooks In America&#8221; shows from the Food Network, a channel I have mostly been ignoring for the past three years of my life.  This is a major step and I commend FN for finally coming up with a concept that doesn&#8217;t just rehash recipes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two TV Tastes That Compliment Each Other, and a Tale of Death.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/05/two-tv-tastes-that-compliment-each-other-and-a-tale-of-death/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/05/two-tv-tastes-that-compliment-each-other-and-a-tale-of-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1856</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was 20 years old when I watched an old man die in a fire. Right in the heart of downtown Naperville, Illinois, I stood on a street corner just a block from my house as flames licked out of windows, and a dozen fellow neighbors huddled around each other.  Firefighters were noticeably doing nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Ms. Ashley Dupre and Her New Job.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/14/on-ms-ashley-dupre-and-her-new-job/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/14/on-ms-ashley-dupre-and-her-new-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been writing for a long time now.  I might have mentioned this somewhere else, but when I was about 11 years old, I wrote my first book of short stories.  Okay, so they were all about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and none of them exactly had what we&#8217;ll call &#8220;accurate punctuation&#8221; or &#8220;coherent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Truth About Tiger:  He&#8217;s Kind Of a Dork.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/07/the-real-truth-about-tiger-hes-kind-of-a-dork/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/07/the-real-truth-about-tiger-hes-kind-of-a-dork/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we get cranking on my soon-to-be-famous Unifying Theory of Tiger Woods&#8217; Transgressions, we have to take it back to the day after Thanksgiving to get the proper context.  Some of you may be wondering to yourself, &#8220;With 2 wars, a still-dismal economy, and so many other unsolved problems in the world, why are we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Mr. Bourdain:  Write Something Already.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/11/10/dear-mr-bourdain-write-something-already/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/11/10/dear-mr-bourdain-write-something-already/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1780</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey, did you notice that a guy named Anthony Bourdain was in town last weekend?  Oh, you didn&#8217;t hear about it?  It&#8217;s true &#8211; he sat down with numerous ticketholders at a theater in Waukegan and talked about&#8230;well, we don&#8217;t know.  Because nobody really reported on it.  At least, not after the fact. While you, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Don&#8217;t Live in LA.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/11/06/why-i-dont-live-in-la/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/11/06/why-i-dont-live-in-la/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;ve visited the City of Angels a couple two-tree times in my life.  Nice enough place.  A little greasy, but what town isn&#8217;t?  Some good restaurants and you can see famous people if that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re into.  But I&#8217;ve never wanted to move there.  And yesterday morning I had physical proof [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oprah and Richie: A Love Story</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/09/30/oprah-and-richie-a-love-story/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/09/30/oprah-and-richie-a-love-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote this about a week ago and it never found a home.  I wrote it for radio, never made it on the air.  Passed it around to a couple people, never made it to the interwebs.  I&#8217;d like to tell myself that it&#8217;s just because there wasn&#8217;t space, but there&#8217;s a very good chance [...]]]></description>
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