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		<title>Postscript: An Open Letter To the Mad Men Staff.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/24/postscript-an-open-letter-to-the-mad-men-staff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vice]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Preface:  Yes, I am blithering a tremendous amount about Vegas.  Yes, I will stop soon.  I just need to get it out of my system and then we&#8217;ll be fine.  I&#8217;m detoxing in 3 new inches of Chicago snow and you will forgive me my mental vacations back to the desert, won&#8217;t you?  Thank you. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Expand Upon Food Network Programming.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/21/in-which-i-expand-upon-food-network-programming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[worst cooks in america]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1886</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve officially set the DVR to record all the upcoming &#8220;Worst Cooks In America&#8221; shows from the Food Network, a channel I have mostly been ignoring for the past three years of my life.  This is a major step and I commend FN for finally coming up with a concept that doesn&#8217;t just rehash recipes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two TV Tastes That Compliment Each Other, and a Tale of Death.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/05/two-tv-tastes-that-compliment-each-other-and-a-tale-of-death/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/05/two-tv-tastes-that-compliment-each-other-and-a-tale-of-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cbs sunday morning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you're effing old]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1856</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was 20 years old when I watched an old man die in a fire. Right in the heart of downtown Naperville, Illinois, I stood on a street corner just a block from my house as flames licked out of windows, and a dozen fellow neighbors huddled around each other.  Firefighters were noticeably doing nothing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Ms. Ashley Dupre and Her New Job.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/14/on-ms-ashley-dupre-and-her-new-job/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/14/on-ms-ashley-dupre-and-her-new-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Moi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1823</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been writing for a long time now.  I might have mentioned this somewhere else, but when I was about 11 years old, I wrote my first book of short stories.  Okay, so they were all about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and none of them exactly had what we&#8217;ll call &#8220;accurate punctuation&#8221; or &#8220;coherent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which People Who Search For Free Credit Reports Are Ridiculed.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/11/03/in-which-people-who-search-for-free-credit-reports-are-ridiculed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/11/03/in-which-people-who-search-for-free-credit-reports-are-ridiculed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1750</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I awoke this morning to a story on the ol&#8217; NYT discussing the Federal Trade Commission taking on those Free Credit Report guys (you know, the ones who pump out those annoyingly catchy commercials that you hate yourself for singing all day).  Turns out that The Man is looking into the idea that maybe these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vince Vaughn Is Creepy. And He Should Be.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/10/15/vince-vaughn-is-creepy-and-he-should-be/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/10/15/vince-vaughn-is-creepy-and-he-should-be/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I might be the only person in Chicago to offer this likely-contrary opinion, but on this Thursday, a week after &#8220;Couples Retreat&#8221; has exploded onto popular culture like the wannabe &#8220;Forgetting Sarah Marshall&#8221; shitbomb* that it is, I present this thought to the Universe: Vince Vaughn creeps me out. At one point, I will grant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>YOU&#8217;RE (Effing) OLD:  CBS Sunday Morning</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/08/25/youre-effing-old-cbs-sunday-morning/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/08/25/youre-effing-old-cbs-sunday-morning/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1624</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The following is another entry into the continued documentation of my rapid aging process.  If you&#8217;d like, I have some hard candy here somewhere&#8230;in one of these sweater pockets. I could probably start and finish this by saying &#8220;If you watch CBS&#8230;you&#8217;re effing old.&#8221;  Unfortunately, having noted coke &#38; hooker afficionado Charlie Sheen raising Two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Modest Chicago Media Proposal.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/08/13/a-modest-chicago-media-proposal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/08/13/a-modest-chicago-media-proposal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1608</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For both our sakes, I&#8217;m not going to spend time doing any picture researching for this post.  It will benefit both of us, as we&#8217;ll quickly see. I&#8217;m having a hard time justifying exactly why we&#8217;re still spending valuable media minutes worrying about a dozen people getting their asses handed to them in richy-rich land, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Recession Killed Paris Hilton.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/08/10/the-recession-killed-paris-hilton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/08/10/the-recession-killed-paris-hilton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[HEY you.  C&#8217;mere.  I wanna tell you something.  No, I can&#8217;t say it very loudly.  Someone might hear us.  This is the kind of thing that you don&#8217;t want getting around too much.  It&#8217;s like Freddy Krueger &#8211; the more that forget about this, the less likely anyone will come back.  Get it?  So keep [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Freeing Sister Sarah Of The North</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/07/23/freeing-sister-sarah-of-the-north/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/07/23/freeing-sister-sarah-of-the-north/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin is a free woman.  Free to fish where she sees fit, to make demands of the RNC as she likes, free from those there gosh-darn legislators in Juneau and those gol-dang ethics rules and so on that a Governor of Alaska is required to follow.  She is a woman with so much weight [...]]]></description>
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