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	<title>Karl Klockars &#187; Sports</title>
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		<title>Will People Forget About Harry Caray, the Broadcaster?</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/03/04/will-we-forget-about-harry-caray/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I grew up on mid-80s Chicago Cubs baseball broadcasts.  Portions of my childhood are punctuated by exclamations of &#8220;Holy Cow!&#8221; and other such Harry Caray-isms.  I have made the jump since then to White Sox fandom, but that doesn&#8217;t preclude the fact that I have many memories of spending summer afternoons camped out in front [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Truth About Tiger:  He&#8217;s Kind Of a Dork.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/07/the-real-truth-about-tiger-hes-kind-of-a-dork/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we get cranking on my soon-to-be-famous Unifying Theory of Tiger Woods&#8217; Transgressions, we have to take it back to the day after Thanksgiving to get the proper context.  Some of you may be wondering to yourself, &#8220;With 2 wars, a still-dismal economy, and so many other unsolved problems in the world, why are we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harry Caray Is Dead.  Please Leave Him Alone.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/04/29/harry-caray-is-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cable commercials.  Goofy radio programs.  Wacky local morning news programs.  Endless beer references.  A couple restaurants &#8211; excuse me, &#8220;Italian steakhouses.&#8221; Harry Caray might be getting more work after his death than he did during life.  All I can remember about his living gigs are the baseball games &#8211; and that was barely work anyways [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s No Such Thing As A Curse, Cubs Fans.  But If There Were&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/04/13/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-curse/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/04/13/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-curse/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[wrigleyville]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now that I&#8217;ve gotten my necessary skeptical anti-curse position out into the world, we can start discussing the ways that we can really get rid of this so-called Curse of Eternal Sucking.  All of this stems from this morning&#8217;s news that some unoriginal jackhole put a goat&#8217;s carcass outside of Wrigley Field sometime last night. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baseball, August, Tigers, Gone Wild.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2008/08/06/baseball-august-tigers-gone-wild/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2008/08/06/baseball-august-tigers-gone-wild/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joe Francis is more than just a sleazy pornographer of drunken co-eds.  He&#8217;s an evolutionary biologist.  If you have any doubt whatsoever that the female of the species is hardwired to jump up and down and go &#8220;woo&#8221; when a camera is put on them (while in a crowd, at least), you have to look [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Might Be, It Could Be, It Is.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2008/04/03/it-might-be-it-could-be-it-is/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2008/04/03/it-might-be-it-could-be-it-is/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have very recently learned that I am not who I thought I was. In doing some research through my thought-files, I have discovered that the seeds of my White Sox fandom were sown in the beginning of the 2004 season. Not at the dawn of the 2005 season, getting me just under the wire [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Eulogy for a Career We Loved To Hate.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2008/03/04/a-eulogy-for-a-career-we-loved-to-hate/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2008/03/04/a-eulogy-for-a-career-we-loved-to-hate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I might be the only person in the County of Crook espousing this outlook who has never A) been to a Green Bay game or B) even liked another football team* aside from the Bears, but here&#8217;s my statement for today, the 4th of March, 2008. Here&#8217;s the deal: I&#8217;m going to miss Brett Favre. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Two Sports Not Being Played In Chicago Right Now.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2008/01/23/on-two-sports-not-being-played-in-chicago-right-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2008/01/23/on-two-sports-not-being-played-in-chicago-right-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 21:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wrigley Field is a lot like the Cadillac in the old Johnny Cash song, &#8220;One Piece at a Time.&#8221; Only instead of being smuggled out and built up in a garage piece by piece, it&#8217;s being torn down and put back in place one brick, one field, one set of bleachers at a time. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Fandom. Guilty as Charged.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2007/10/09/bad-fandom-guilty-as-charged/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2007/10/09/bad-fandom-guilty-as-charged/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not as good of a person that I thought I was. I learned this about myself as of about 9:30 Sunday morning, when I recieved a certain piece of news. This certain piece of news cheered my soul, made my spirit lift, and generally brightened my day. I powered up my internetbox with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230;Do The Thing Where You Lose All the Football Games. Bear Down&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2007/09/24/do-the-thing-where-you-lose-all-the-football-games-bear-down/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2007/09/24/do-the-thing-where-you-lose-all-the-football-games-bear-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve been to a Bears game, and even longer since I&#8217;ve been to one that was in a decently appropriate part of the year. But last night we went out and ventured into that brave new world, the South Loop, where &#8220;if it&#8217;s not wrapped in glass and 60 stories [...]]]></description>
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