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	<title>Karl Klockars &#187; Vice</title>
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		<title>Postscript: An Open Letter To the Mad Men Staff.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/24/postscript-an-open-letter-to-the-mad-men-staff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Preface:  Yes, I am blithering a tremendous amount about Vegas.  Yes, I will stop soon.  I just need to get it out of my system and then we&#8217;ll be fine.  I&#8217;m detoxing in 3 new inches of Chicago snow and you will forgive me my mental vacations back to the desert, won&#8217;t you?  Thank you. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which We Ramble In An End-Of-Week Style About Other Things Related To Las Vegas</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/19/in-which-we-ramble-in-an-end-of-week-style-about-other-things-related-to-las-vegas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that we&#8217;ve gotten the longest title in the world out of the way, let&#8217;s recap.  We have to this point discussed the Chicagoan&#8217;s Guide to Vegassery, covered sex and capitalism, and now we get to the part where I just troll my brain for other stuff we haven&#8217;t covered to this point. The chances [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sin City:  The Methamphetamine of Capitalism</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/18/sin-city-the-meth-of-capitalism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1918</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While the title implies some sort of graduate level thesis or in-depth study, 5 days of hazy observation of the Vegas landscape leaves me more than qualified to drop about a thousands words worth of science about capitalistic theory, gambling and sex, its effects on its surroundings and other things that sound terribly, terribly smart.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which We Discuss the Real Sin of Sin City.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/16/in-which-we-discuss-the-real-sin-of-sin-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we begin today, how about a round of applause to Las Vegas for ditching that whole &#8220;embracing the family-friendly approach to tourism&#8221; thing and just completely embracing the fact that we all just need a place to go cut loose and get a little naughty or crazy or debaucherous.  The world never needed another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Happens In Something Something Something.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/14/what-happens-in-something-something-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1876</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, we&#8217;re going to Vegas. It is a decent indication of my current mindset that I didn&#8217;t immediately set out to recreate any portion of the Hunter Thompson &#8220;Vegas book,&#8221; as he called it.  I will not be getting locked into a serious drug collection, nor will I be deferring to the tendency is to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Full Body Screeners and Why You Should Calm The Hell Down.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/08/full-body-screeners-and-why-you-should-calm-the-hell-down/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/08/full-body-screeners-and-why-you-should-calm-the-hell-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we begin, do I have to explain the whole full-body screening thing to anyone?  Yes?  Over there, in the back, with your hand raised?  You haven&#8217;t heard?  Fine.  We&#8217;ll give you a cliffs notes.  A couple weeks ago some guy did something bad on an airplane and almost blew it up and now we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Newest Million Dollar Idea.  Anyone Wanna Help?</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/22/my-newest-million-dollar-idea-anyone-wanna-help/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/22/my-newest-million-dollar-idea-anyone-wanna-help/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1840</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear World: Considering the fact that about a half-dozen people all around the world will visit this site today, and maybe none will ever act on this proposal, I feel pretty safe about putting this out into the universe.  Consider it a reason to get cracking on it, maybe. So here&#8217;s the deal.  I&#8217;ve been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Truth About Tiger:  He&#8217;s Kind Of a Dork.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/07/the-real-truth-about-tiger-hes-kind-of-a-dork/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/07/the-real-truth-about-tiger-hes-kind-of-a-dork/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we get cranking on my soon-to-be-famous Unifying Theory of Tiger Woods&#8217; Transgressions, we have to take it back to the day after Thanksgiving to get the proper context.  Some of you may be wondering to yourself, &#8220;With 2 wars, a still-dismal economy, and so many other unsolved problems in the world, why are we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why We Should Be Thanking The White House Crashers.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/02/why-we-should-be-thanking-the-white-house-crashers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/02/why-we-should-be-thanking-the-white-house-crashers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1809</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Considering it&#8217;s been a really slow news week &#8211; where&#8217;s a balloon boy when you need him? &#8211; the White House Crashers, the Salahis, have pretty much been wall to wall for the past few days.  When there&#8217;s not new updates about what Tiger Woods may or may not have said about ruining Thanksgiving to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another &#8220;If I Were Alderman&#8221; Suggestion</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/10/20/another-if-i-were-alderman-suggestion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/10/20/another-if-i-were-alderman-suggestion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had some fun in the past discussing random shit I&#8217;d do if I were elected Alderman.  It comes up every now and then, and for the most part it&#8217;s almost entirely tongue-in-cheek.  Except for the giving away a third of my salary part.  I&#8217;d do that still.  All the same, I&#8217;m still no political [...]]]></description>
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