Feb 16th, 2010
Before we begin today, how about a round of applause to Las Vegas for ditching that whole “embracing the family-friendly approach to tourism” thing and just completely embracing the fact that we all just need a place to go cut loose and get a little naughty or crazy or debaucherous. The world never needed another [...]
Before we begin, do I have to explain the whole full-body screening thing to anyone? Yes? Over there, in the back, with your hand raised? You haven’t heard? Fine. We’ll give you a cliffs notes. A couple weeks ago some guy did something bad on an airplane and almost blew it up and now we [...]
Dec 22nd, 2009
Dear World:
Considering the fact that about a half-dozen people all around the world will visit this site today, and maybe none will ever act on this proposal, I feel pretty safe about putting this out into the universe. Consider it a reason to get cracking on it, maybe.
So here’s the deal. I’ve been poking around, [...]
Dec 7th, 2009
Before we get cranking on my soon-to-be-famous Unifying Theory of Tiger Woods’ Transgressions, we have to take it back to the day after Thanksgiving to get the proper context. Some of you may be wondering to yourself, “With 2 wars, a still-dismal economy, and so many other unsolved problems in the world, why are we [...]
Oct 14th, 2009
This is the time of year that we collectively prepare for the release of under-dressed tarts and skanks around the bars and clubs of America. Halloween used to be a PG-rated romp around the neighborhood with a pillowcase full of candy and a vampire costume. Now it’s Rated R for Graphic Sexual Content and very [...]
For those of you who just came in, hi, good to see you, coffee and donuts are right over there, and before we get this meeting to order, why don’t you go back and peruse our the minutes of our last few gatherings.
You’ll recall that we have:
Covered Trader Joe’s and shoe shopping and more here,
Taken [...]