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		<title>In Which We Discuss the Real Sin of Sin City.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/02/16/in-which-we-discuss-the-real-sin-of-sin-city/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we begin today, how about a round of applause to Las Vegas for ditching that whole &#8220;embracing the family-friendly approach to tourism&#8221; thing and just completely embracing the fact that we all just need a place to go cut loose and get a little naughty or crazy or debaucherous.  The world never needed another [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Full Body Screeners and Why You Should Calm The Hell Down.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2010/01/08/full-body-screeners-and-why-you-should-calm-the-hell-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we begin, do I have to explain the whole full-body screening thing to anyone?  Yes?  Over there, in the back, with your hand raised?  You haven&#8217;t heard?  Fine.  We&#8217;ll give you a cliffs notes.  A couple weeks ago some guy did something bad on an airplane and almost blew it up and now we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Newest Million Dollar Idea.  Anyone Wanna Help?</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/22/my-newest-million-dollar-idea-anyone-wanna-help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1840</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear World: Considering the fact that about a half-dozen people all around the world will visit this site today, and maybe none will ever act on this proposal, I feel pretty safe about putting this out into the universe.  Consider it a reason to get cracking on it, maybe. So here&#8217;s the deal.  I&#8217;ve been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Truth About Tiger:  He&#8217;s Kind Of a Dork.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/07/the-real-truth-about-tiger-hes-kind-of-a-dork/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/12/07/the-real-truth-about-tiger-hes-kind-of-a-dork/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before we get cranking on my soon-to-be-famous Unifying Theory of Tiger Woods&#8217; Transgressions, we have to take it back to the day after Thanksgiving to get the proper context.  Some of you may be wondering to yourself, &#8220;With 2 wars, a still-dismal economy, and so many other unsolved problems in the world, why are we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Costumes for 2009&#8242;s Discerning Halloween Slut</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/10/14/top-costumes-for-2009s-discerning-halloween-slut/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/10/14/top-costumes-for-2009s-discerning-halloween-slut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the time of year that we collectively prepare for the release of under-dressed tarts and skanks around the bars and clubs of America.  Halloween used to be a PG-rated romp around the neighborhood with a pillowcase full of candy and a vampire costume.  Now it&#8217;s Rated R for Graphic Sexual Content and very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Married Guy&#8217;s Guide to Picking Up Girls:  Learn to Cook, Dummy!</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/09/23/the-married-guys-guide-to-picking-up-chicks-learn-to-cook-dummy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who just came in, hi, good to see you, coffee and donuts are right over there, and before we get this meeting to order, why don&#8217;t you go back and peruse our the minutes of our last few gatherings. You&#8217;ll recall that we have: Covered Trader Joe&#8217;s and shoe shopping and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth About The &#8220;Girls Next Door.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/09/02/the-truth-about-the-girls-next-door/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/09/02/the-truth-about-the-girls-next-door/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It started innocently enough.  The wife and I were sitting on our back porch/stairwell thing, right behind our kitchen, enjoying a drink and a nice conversation.  We&#8217;re about 10 feet away from the other building next door, whose second story apartment is right about on the same level with ours.  I see some movement behind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s All Stop Talking About MJ.  Starting&#8230;Now.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/07/08/lets-all-stop-talking-about-mj-starting-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/07/08/lets-all-stop-talking-about-mj-starting-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[let's talk about something else now]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.karlklockars.com/?p=1495</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is probably the only time that it&#8217;ll be okay to admit this:  One of the first CDs I ever owned was Michael Jackson&#8217;s &#8220;Dangerous.&#8221;  Take that with a grain of salt &#8211; at the time I was about 12 years old and hadn&#8217;t really discovered what this whole &#8220;music&#8221; thing was all about.  Having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Replace Daisy De La Hoya With These Women.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/05/21/replace-daisy-de-la-hoya-with-these-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/05/21/replace-daisy-de-la-hoya-with-these-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 18:36:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The reason why shows like Flavor of Love and Rock of Love were so successful (if you can term them as such) is because the people who were the object of a dozen sluts&#8217; affections were (for better or worse) well known.  They were people who had achieved a certain sort of notoriety, a certain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Combination of Vice and Holiday.</title>
		<link>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/04/01/the-combination-of-vice-and-holiday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.karlklockars.com/2009/04/01/the-combination-of-vice-and-holiday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was on the El this morning looking down on Sheffield&#8217;s, which has painted their front windows to be an NCAA bracket.  It got me thinking &#8211; why is it that the holidays with vices associated with them are bigger than the ones without?  I mean, on the surface it&#8217;s pretty obvious &#8211; people need [...]]]></description>
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