Jan 18th, 2010
A decade ago, I was a wee lad just entering the age where you throw social gatherings in order to injest massive amounts of alcohol. As one might expect of a group of very-early-20s gentlemen, we were not the most tidy individuals on the face of the planet.
Put plainly, we were filthy. We were men [...]
I was 20 years old when I watched an old man die in a fire.
Right in the heart of downtown Naperville, Illinois, I stood on a street corner just a block from my house as flames licked out of windows, and a dozen fellow neighbors huddled around each other. Firefighters were noticeably doing nothing to [...]
Aug 25th, 2009
The following is another entry into the continued documentation of my rapid aging process. If you’d like, I have some hard candy here somewhere…in one of these sweater pockets.
I could probably start and finish this by saying “If you watch CBS…you’re effing old.” Unfortunately, having noted coke & hooker afficionado Charlie Sheen raising Two [...]