For about the last month or so, we’ve been wall-to-wall with flyers and commercials and ads and interviews and volunteers shoving pieces of paper in front of us at our El stops which are quickly balled up and thrown away. People have been shaking babies and kissing asses and – well, something like that. You [...]
In Which I Expand Upon Food Network Programming.
Jan 21st, 2010
I’ve officially set the DVR to record all the upcoming “Worst Cooks In America” shows from the Food Network, a channel I have mostly been ignoring for the past three years of my life. This is a major step and I commend FN for finally coming up with a concept that doesn’t just rehash recipes [...]
You’re (Effing) Old: Post-Debauchery Cleansing.
Jan 18th, 2010
A decade ago, I was a wee lad just entering the age where you throw social gatherings in order to injest massive amounts of alcohol. As one might expect of a group of very-early-20s gentlemen, we were not the most tidy individuals on the face of the planet.
Put plainly, we were filthy. We were men [...]
What Happens In Something Something Something.
Jan 14th, 2010
So, we’re going to Vegas.
It is a decent indication of my current mindset that I didn’t immediately set out to recreate any portion of the Hunter Thompson “Vegas book,” as he called it. I will not be getting locked into a serious drug collection, nor will I be deferring to the tendency is to push [...]
